If you're a person of the outdoors like I am, then the month of March can drive you slowly insane. It's that dead space between hunting and fishing seasons. I always jump the gun on fishing and head to the nearest body of water for some futile casts in frigid water. Before long I'm following deer trails, looking for antler sheds.
The term "shed hunting" has a different meaning to hunters than to the rest of the world. I'm not talking about looking for garden sheds on the local Buy, Sell, and Trade. I am talking about poking around the woods and hills in search of recently shed deer antlers. This is the "March Madness" of deer hunters.
My wife isn't quite as impressed with my finds. I tell her that it's like when she's shopping and she discovers the "cutest" pair of shoes, and they're on sale! She just shrugs and says, "We're running out of room in the yard to display all your 'treasures'."